Dogs have feelings too

When he started this one, I had no idea he was alseep. It was Saturday morning and all three of us (Brandon Elliott and I) were all cuddled under the covers when the alarm went off. It was early but not that early that we couldn't have gotten up. I watched him hit the alram, roll over under the covers, and start this convorsation.

Brandon: I'm going back to sleep.
Kristina: Why did you get up?
B: Becuase the alarm went off.
K: What if Elliott wanted you to get up
B: Well thats tough!
K: He has feelings too.
B: No he don't. He eats his own poop.
K: Don't you love him?
B: Not really.
K: But he's your dog, you should love him the most.
B: Is...he in the room???
K: Yes.
B: Oh, well then yes, I do love him.

Unwelcomed hug

Today was one of those mornings that I let the alarm sounds at least 7 times before I got up. I just wasn’t in the mood to leave our bed. So I shut the alarm off and rolled over to hug my husband, hoping he would be another excuse to stay in bed. I gave him a small squeeze and this is what I heard in return.

Brandon: Don’t hug me. She peed all over you!

Kristina: Why did she pee on me?

B: I don’t know. I gave her fruit snacks hoping to make her happy but she still peed on you.

K: What am I supposed to do about it?

B: You could stop hugging me!

I wonder who “she” is, and what did I do to her.

Extra terrestrial money maker

Not sure where this one came from...

Brandon: Don't diss ET!
Kristina: Why not?
B: Because he is a cute little guy.
K: Do you know anything about him?
B: Well, I have seen the movie.
K: Do you know anything else about him?
B: He is an extra terrestrial pimp.
K: (chuckles) Why is he a pimp?
B: How do you think he made money before he came here?

Trying to win a Grammy

Brandon: I got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine. I've got a love that is so mine. Oh. Ohooh.

I was just about to fall asleep when I heard him start to sing a broken version of Pocket full of sunshine. Enough said.

Too much daytime TV

I was tossing and turning all night and I was making Brandon do the same. Just as I was about to fall asleep, I feel Brandon roll over and say this...

Brandon: Seems to be a lot of movement.
Kristina: Whos the one moving?
B: I am.
K: Why are you moving?
B: Because I am restless...and young.