Reviving the bachelor pad

When I moved into Brandon's house, I will admit, I took away some of it's more male features. Since we got married it has only gotten worse. The alcohol bottles were removed from above the kitchen cabinets, we got adult furniture, and most of his "guy" things were moved from the living room to the bar room in the basement. So I can see why he said what he says below. I'm just not sure if we need to go that far just to make it more of a "manly" house.

Brandon: Model
Kristina: Model what?
B: Model the house.
K: Model the house???
B: NO, Remodel the house.
K: For what?
B: Top to bottom.
K: Why?
B: It needs a more manly look.
K: Like what?
B: Put a boxing ring in the basement.
K: OK hun, we will think about it.
B: Don't patronize me.
K: (Giggle)
B: We will get the Board of Trustees and they can decide.

You have a baby...in a bar.

We have a baby on the way, so Brandon has been chatty about my pregnant status. Here's one of his more memorable conversations.

Brandon: You going to the nightclub?
Kristina: Do you want me to?
B: You can't your pregnant.
K: Why not?
B: You can't bring a baby...into a bar.
K: Your right.
B: It's like carry on luggage.
K: The baby is?
B: Yeah, where ever you go, it comes with you.